Christmas Cake Recipe

Posted on December 27, 2006 by jonathan.
Categories: Humorous dum stuff, Recipes.

You’ll need the following:

1 cup Water
1 cup Sugar
4 Large Brown Eggs
2 cups Dried Fruit
1 teaspoon Salt
1 cup Brown Sugar
Lemon Juice
Nuts
1 Bottle of Whisky

Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it’s the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.

Cry another Tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two eggs and add to the bowl. Chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.

Merry Christmas,Y’all!

Posted on December 23, 2006 by jonathan.
Categories: Kids Corner.

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Hannah’s Birthday–17

Posted on December 4, 2006 by jonathan.
Categories: Jonny.

The dress code was “eccentric” –just to explain the weirdities a little…
The dessert was a strawberry and whipped cream trifle– created by Angie, using a cool recipe found on line. I even ate seconds, and I usually don’t even like cake! (see recipes category if interested)

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Birthday Girl–Thirty and Flirty

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Categories: Jonny.

Here you go Smiths…Some long awaited pics of Angie.

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Angie made this for Hannah’s Birthday

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Categories: Recipes.

Note from Cheri:
My trifle recipe is a lifesaver when you have to feed a crowd. Using cake and custard mixes, it’s fast and easy to make, it looks spectacular layered in a large glass bowl, and everyone (and I do mean everyone) loves it. There is never any leftovers and even people who don’t normally eat dessert have been seen chowing down on huge bowls.
A traditional English dessert consisting of layers of cake doused in some sort of alcohol, usually sherry, then layered with jam and custard, I’ve played with the original trifle theme quite a bit, as you’ll see in the variations below. While sherry is the traditional spirit to add to trifle, you can also use brandy, rum or other liqueurs. You can just as easily eliminate alcohol entirely, the recipe is still delicious!
Since this is a “quick and easy” recipe, it uses your choice of cake mix (suggestions below) and pudding or custard mix. That said, I must put my two cents in and say that, in my opinion, Bird’s Dessert Mix — made in England and imported in the US by Kraft — is by far the best you can use. I have no connection with the Bird’s company, nor am I getting paid to say this, it’s just that I’ve tried lots of other brands of custards and nothing comes close to Bird’s. You can usually find it in most well stocked grocery stores
The Basic Recipe
1 cake mix
2 packets of custard or pudding mix (see note above)
2 bags, 1 lb. each, frozen fruit or equivalent sliced fresh fruit
1/3 C sugar (more or less to taste)
1 1/2 C heavy cream, whipped (or to save time, use whipped topping)

additional fresh fruit for garnish
1/3 C sherry or other liquor (optional)
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Categories: Jonny.

The mentality of someone under stress is often: “The work demands it of me; I don’t have a choice.” Well, you do have a choice, because it is My plan for your life to have balance and the right equilibrium.

By Dr. Richard Schulze, an authority on natural healing and herbal medications. Taken from his book Common Sense Health and Healing

It’s great to be alive. Every day when I wake up, I think about how blessed I am‚ how great it is to be alive, and how much I love my life.

These two great healing affirmations didn’t come naturally to me. I didn’t learn them from my school teachers or hear them on television, movies‚ or in the lyrics of songs. And I certainly didn’t hear them from my patients either. In fact, if you heard most of my patients’ self-degrading, self-defeating mouths and negative minds, you would wonder how they were even still alive.

Imagine the kind of constant attack your immune system has to survive and defend itself against every day. If you think flesh-eating bacteria‚ Legionnaires’ disease and killer viral influenzas are bad‚ well, medical and scientific research clearly proves that your worst immune attack, your worst immune enemy, is not microbes but what you are thinking and what comes out of your mouth, every day. Furthermore‚ one of the most healing nutrients to your body, more than vitamins, minerals, enzymes, fresh juices, even more than herbs, is LOVE.

Your brain is constantly working, night and day, 24/7/365; it never shuts down or takes a vacation. First off‚ it’s your body’s master computer console, controlling just about every metabolic function and chemical balance in your body. From your nervous system and blood balances to your sexual function and thousands of other functions that you don’t even know about, your brain is the captain at the helm, creating, driving, controlling, balancing and maintaining YOU, and your entire body, every second of the day.

If this doesn’t sound exhausting enough, your brain also has to process everything you think. If you want to move your arm or leg, walk, run, sit or eat or talk, your brain has to give the command and your body follows orders. To do this, your brain and brain cells, just like every other cell and organ in your body‚ have to take in nourishment and nutrition and eliminate waste. Your brain needs this nourishment to create numerous chemicals. In fact‚ every time you have any thoughts, your brain creates a specific chemical.

Scientists now know that when you have a thought, your brain creates chemicals that open what they refer to as windows. And when the thought is over, the window closes. So when you see the person of your dreams and you feel love‚ and you have that incredible tingling feeling all over your body, this is a brain chemical. When you feel sexual, this is another brain chemical, and when that #%@&?! cuts you off in traffic and you wish you had laser guns on your steering wheel and could vaporize this idiot, that hate, that boiling acid in your bloodstream or stomach, well, that’s another brain chemical.

Scientists call these brain chemicals neuropeptides. Science has done a lot of research on this subject for a number of years. What we know is when you have any thought, your brain creates chemicals which alter you, and what you feel is the creation and assimilation of these brain chemicals called neuropeptides.

Your body is made up of trillions of cells: blood cells, skin cells‚ liver cells, brain cells. In a way you are just a bunch of cells, at least physically.

The cell wall, protective covering‚ membrane (or let’s call it skin) forms the outer boundary of each cell. It is made up of phospholipids (fats), protein and cholesterol. It can selectively allow various substances to enter or leave the cell. In fact, many substances in your bloodstream like vitamins or amino acids have their own specific loading dock on the cell wall where they can connect and offload their specific cargo. Even immune cells have these same specific loading docks on their surface skin. And now here is where it gets weird.

Medical science made a big, no, huge discovery in the last decade that went for the most part unnoticed. They already knew that your immune cells, just like all cells, have specific loading docks on their surfaces to assimilate particular substances. But it was discovered that on the surface of your immune cells, the cells that are designed to protect you and fight off bacteria‚ virus, fungus‚ parasites, cancer—in fact, ALL disease—there is a specific loading dock‚ a specific assimilation site for NEUROPEPTIDES!

What business is it to your immune cells what you are thinking? Why do they care? Don’t they have enough to do with all the germs floating around these days and the cancer rate skyrocketing, without having to eavesdrop on your personal affairs and private conversations with yourself?

Hang on, it gets weirder. Okay, so we know that your immune system is definitely listening to your emotional dialogue, but no cell‚ organ or system of your body listens to another system unless it is prepared to react to the information it is receiving.

Your immune system is listening to and reacting to your emotional dialogue. This is exactly what medical science is telling us now, that your immune cells have specific receptor sites for neuropeptides, the chemicals that your brain creates with every thought, AND that your immune cells’ response to germs and disease is affected, whether boosted or impaired or even STOPPED‚ by these brain chemicals. Your immune cells’ response is determined by your thoughts.

There are physical consequences for everything that you do, and now‚ it appears, for even everything that you think too.

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Categories: Jonny.

Get your eyes off yourself and what a hopeless mess you are! You don’t know how to fix the problems, but I do. So quit trying! Seek Me at each turn, and I’ll tell you step by step what to do, and as you do what I instruct you to do, the rest will fall into place.

Don’t worry about your failings! Just pick yourself up, rebuke the Enemy, and don’t waste your time dwelling on the mistakes or struggling with the garbage he throws at you as a result. Focus on Me and walk away from the mess, and let’s keep on keeping on, arm in arm, you gazing up into My eyes.